Trump Wants to Claim the Moon!

White House sources revealed today that U.S. President Trump has discussed with his advisors the feasibility of staking a claim to the entire moon on behalf of the United States of America.
"After all, we were there first," Trump pointed out. "Remember Ned Armstrong, the first man on the moon? Greatest astronaut ever. He was American! And remember the case of the People vs. Terry Nullis? My legal people tell me she has good reasons for helping us claim the moon. Come to think of it, wasn't she a friend of Stormy Daniels?"
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